Submit to God, You Romish Beasts

You make a fine Philistine. As a devout Christian, why are you not doing your duty to save souls, but instead cursing your fellow man to Hell?
Why don't you offer constructive criticism? Is it because your prattle falls short, like your false claim Catholics worship statues or glass? Are anti-Catholics like yourself so dense or dishonest that you still push that tired old myth?

Try again. God doesn't reward those who think shouting at people like morons constitutes doing their Christian duty.

Just as I was supposed to fall asleep last night, I realised I meant to say Pharisee instead of Philistine. In hindsight, both work though.

Godspeed.